HI GUYS. This is a result of my rekindled desire to play Bioshock. Great game, but spider splicers scare the crap out of me. ESPECIALLY IN BIOSHOCK 2.

Oh my god, I swear that 2K took the moments that made me jump from the first game, then amplified them times 2,000,000 in the second. At least in Bioshock 1 they jibber-jabbered on while they meandered all over the ceiling above you!!! YOU KNEW WHERE THEY WERE THEN, BUT IN BIOSHOCK 2 THEY FREAKING COME FROM VENTS WITHOUT ANNOUNCING THEMSELVES, MAN. I NEARLY PEED MYSELF 30 TIMES.

Yeah. Freaking sploicers.

PSCS4 + Patterns (cgtextures.com)
1 hour.
Listened to videogame reviews.

PS: Wheee, I have another children's book commission for this summer!! :)