~Jess' POV~
"Wow, I didn't know Michael was capable of being p***** off..." Sotaru stated.
"Yeah... What are we to d-do?" Roko replied, "With that emo girl h-here, none of us can win..." As soon as she said that, I had an idea!
"Whatever you are thinking," Mentaru ranted again, "It's a very bad idea!"
"Don't worry!^^ The whole "get in trouble thing" was just an act. The real plan is just beginning!!!" I cheered. Everyone else groaned.
~Michael's POV~
"God, that drag king is gone!" Kitt smoked some more weed. I was getting sick and tired of this girl. Jess contacted me via telepathically. I nodded to myself and then gotten back to reality. Kitt ranted on.
"I mean let's face it. You are just a lonely, gay ghost trying to be an angel but you can't. The only ones helping you are a drag king, a goth boy, a shy she-wolf, and a Thriller wannabe." Kitt chuckled. I knew who the last three she was referring to but I couldn't believe what she said first.
"What drag king?" I asked.
"Didn't you see the purple headed girl trying to rape me? Geez, you are sooo dence!" I thought about how everyone called me a drag queen before I died. I got upset.
"Just because she wears boy clothes doesn't make her-"
"Only male clothes! I heard about her in 2005 after your trial. Since you always let boys be your special friends and stay into your home, everyone was suprised when you let the drag king stay with you for a month. Maybe she's like a male to you, right? She should have a sex change... How sweet! The drag queen and king are f***ing each oth-" Kitt said with mean sarcasm when BAM! I punched her cheek. She spitted out blood.
"What the-? why you-?" Kitt was about to kick me when a big cage fell on top of her. I just smiled evily then frowned.
"Don't you DARE say that to any of my friends... You heard me?" I threatened. I then decided to taunt her while the whole club quietly came back. I feel a musical number coming on.
Michael: You can't win
You can't break even
And you can't get out of the game
People keep sayin'
Things are gonna change
But they look just like
You're stayin' the same
You get in
way over your head
And you only got yourself to blame
You can't win Chile
Club: You can't win Chile
Michael: You can't break even
And you can't get out of the game
You can't win
The world keeps movin'
And you're standin' far behind
People keep sayin'
Things'll get better
Club: Just to ease your state of mind
Jess: So you lean back
Roko: and you smoke that smoke
Mentaru: And you drink your glass of wine
Michael: So you can't win, Chile
You can't break even
And you can't get out of the game
You can't win, you can't win no way
If your story stays the same
Club:You ain't winnin'
Michael:No, no,
Sotaru: But it's nice to see you
I'm awfully glad you came
Better cool it 'cause
It ain't about losin'
Michael: And the world has got no shame
You can't win, Chile
You can't break even
You can't get out of the game
You can't win
You can't break even
Ain't the way it's supposed to be
Club: You'll be spendin'
Michael: No, no
Club: Your little bit of money
Michael: While someone else rides for free
Club:Learn your lesson
Michael:ooh
Clube:Refuel your mind
Before some turkey blows out your flame
Michael: You can't win, Chile. No!
You can't win
You can't win, Chile. No!
You can't win
You can't win, Chile. No!
You can't win
You can't win, Chile. No!
You can't win
You can't win, Chile
You can't break even
And you can't get out of the game
You can't get out of the game
You can't get out (wooh!) of the game
No, no...
Everyone laughed at Kitt. Kitt was more p****ed than I was.
"Now if you aren't going to talk," Sotaru held a kitty above the fireplace, "We'll kill the cat.."
~Jess
~Michael
Sorry for not posting sooner, I was at camp for a week... 
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A whole bunch had happened, and the day hadn't even ended. I got to Michael's City through a dream, met up with Sotaru, Roko and Jess, and then I had to pretend to be Bi-sexual. What a day. -_-;;
"What was with the chainsaw?!" I ranted while we were all headed upstairs. "I didn't even know they came in a mini size!"
"I thought I could catch her off guard and attack..." Jess replied.
I sighed. "Well, what now?" Everyone was silent.
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I'm sorry this is short. I have writers block...
~Mentaru
Note that Michael Jackson wasn't harmed or disgusted in the making of this post. Reader discretion is advised. This was the only thing I could come up with.
~Jess POV~
I went back into my human form. Apparently, Michael didn't know what kind of girl Kitt was. It would be hard for him to scare this Ross. I had to think up something.
"Don't worry Michael. I know what to do..." I whispered my idea to Michael. Michael frowned.
"Who taught you to do that?!" Michael was concerned about my knowledge.
"Trust me..." I replied. I grabbed Roko and the Mentaru girl and we huddled. Then I turned to face Kitt.
"Why hello there, sweet thang!" I winked. Kitt stared at me.
"Excuse me?" Kitt asked.
"Oh, we absolutely love emo women! Right Roko?" Mentaru faked smiled. Roko just blushed and stuttered. Then all of us did kissy faces at the smoker. Kitt eyes bugged out.
"But if you don't like it, how about you just disappear!" I had a small chainsaw in my hand. Michael, being overprotective, saw it.
"Oh my gosh! No Jessica!!!" Michael grabbed the chainsaw and frowned, "I don't want you getting hurt... Now go up to my room. Sotaru and I will take care of Kitt..."
"But she- but I- I'm sorry Michael. I didn't want any of us to get hurt so I wasn't thinking right..." I bowed my head. I turned toward the stairs.
"But can I-" I was about to continue when Michael pointed up the stairs as lightning flashed. I got the message and went up to his room.
Someone please continue...
~Jess
Kitt's POV
"Depends on what you mean by that," I replied, sitting down in a chair.
"It's simple, you just had to listen," Michael replied.
"I did listen. You're probably not going to scare me any. I've been through a lot more hell than you could imagine and I highly doubt you could come up with anything that couldn't make me yawn."
"Who said we were going to tell you a story?" Michael asked.
"I never said you were," I replied smartly and started to smoke another cigarette and then puffed out the smoke, "Ghosts, seen em. Stories, boring. Movies, fallen asleep. You've got nothing that could cause me to scream so you're out of luck... Oh, and that also means that I have a chance to do this if you have a chance at me."
-_-' sorry this is all I could come up with
